Article - Tuff Kitty runs for President

Article:Tuff Kitty runs for President
by Anonymous

Long Beach, CA August 20, 2004 -- Tuff Kitty runs for President

Tuff Kitty, the little black cat with big cat attitude is running for president. After careful inspection of the litter boxes belonging to our current candidates, Tuff Kitty has decided (after much encouragement from supporters) that the only solution to this stinky mess is to run for office. The campaign will be headquartered at Tuff Kitty Designs in Southern California.

"Both sides have been sniffing too much catnip" says Tuff Kitty. Having started out as just a cartoon scribbled on a restaurant napkin, Tuff Kitty knows how it feels to come from small beginnings. Standing for such causes as government subsidized veterinary services for cats, higher taxes for families with one or more dogs, cat food vouchers, and mandatory dog neutering, Tuff Kitty has become the underdog (or we should say "cat") for the overworked, the misunderstood, and the unappreciated. Tuff Kitty stands as a beacon of hope rising from the litterbox of felines and their human slaves everywhere.

So get out and vote.
For the whole scoop visit Tuff Kitty Headquarters at www.tuffkitty.com
Official "Tuff Kitty for President" gear is also available at: www.tuffkitty.com

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